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Cycling EBike strategies

Okay, now for some safety. How much does the average car weigh? Around 3,400 Pounds give or take. Smaller cars less, bigger vehicles more and what happens when a car hits a cyclist?

I have in recent times found myself nearly hit, not my fault while ebiking, but rather the drivers so lets review a few things first.

1.) Make sure you have side mirrors on your bicycle.

2.) Make sure to glance those mirrors every few seconds while watching for what is ahead of you.

3.) Leave 3 to 4 feet from parked cars, otherwise you will meet “FLIPPER” and I ain’t talking about dolphins either.

4.) Never challenge a Motorist in a vehicle, remember the weight of a vehicle?

There are assholes, but car drivers will lead to the below. (Be aware next video contains profanity)

One strategy you might consider is when at a stop light and cars are coming up behind you and stopping waiting to go.

5.) Make sure to use your bike mirror and watch the traffic about to start behind you at the light. When the traffic starts, take a few seconds pause and let the vehicles go first. Then start across the intersection, this way what is behind you should be clear.

6.) If a double lane is available, in California bikes and cars share the outside lane. But if traffic is light, stay in the middle of the road. What this typically does is force the driver of the vehicle to change lanes, almost 100% of the time. Cause if you stay to the far right or outside of the lane, the driver is encouraged to slip by you closer so force them into the other lane by just taking up the outside lane. Be aware though, if the driver does not seem to change lanes to scoot to the side as quickly as possible. This type of car driver that is unyielding I find on average about 1 in 100. In California, the law is a car or vehicle must give a cyclist of any type, at least 3 feet space.

I cannot stress enough to be aware at all times and again, use your mirror to constantly monitor what is behind you as well as of course ahead of you. Riding can be simple, fun, decent exercise and mind cleansing, but it can also be very dangerous, so vigilance is key and one very last piece of advice.

7.) Make sure to wear bright color tops and that your riding lights are all charged up. Visibility to drivers will mean they see you and avoid a mishap or worse.

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They call him flipper, faster than lightening…

Here, watch this first video.

I am an EBiker aka. motorized/non motorized cyclist thanks to morons like Governor Jerry Brown of California aka. known as Governor Medfly.

So in California, Flipper is alive and well and here are a few shining examples of what happens when Flipper is free, especially for cyclists…

Think that was funny, huh? Let’s look at this to real people instead of a crash test dummy or governor, another type of dummy.

and lets take a look at a few more for drivers of automobiles to consider before they decide to imitate a dolphin or moron governor with no brains who keeps unsafe Bicycle Lanes…

and while I am at it going to bat for fellow cyclists, how about all of those assholes who have decided to use bicycle lanes to park in? A few examples of these shining motorists…I even encountered some today in Chatsworth on my ebike.

You really have to watch out guys when cycling. A car weighs over 3,000 pounds on average. You and you bicycle under 300, that is a major reason to consider distance from cars and many, many, many stupid morons driving them. They don’t give a rats ass about you and some even delight in crashing you for their own enjoyment.

Flipper…faster than lightening!

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Crashskies For the new year 2015

If the USA has got one thing right, it is safer highways then most other countries. Here is what the Russians are doing for the new year…

and a day before… feel free to comment folks!

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And now it is time for Crashskies Week Three…WEE!!!

Now, before we begin watching week three vids of those Crashkies Russians let me educate you on them.

They have a more stringent driving system and yes they must have insurance and why do they have Dash Cams? Because the insurance companies there deny almost all coverage when accidents happen, so the Russian drivers got smart and got dash cams. When they go to courts which are clogged there right now with driving accidents, the vids are produced. The videos force the Russian insurance companies to pay up and also compensate victims of criminal drivers. So having dash cams in cars is what Russians invented to recoup their losses. Now, as far as the accidentskies, they do happen and because Russians, over 1 million and counting have added cams, those vids in court become public which is why you are seeing them. I’m out of breath so let’s watch a few more crashskies.

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Worst Driving Road on the Globe!

Forget America, Asia and Europe. The worst most dangerous system appears by youtube consensus to be Mother Russia and the road stoplights are almost nonexistent. To make matters worse, where are the traffic cops and you must ask yourselves are Russian Insurance companies kicking themselves bigtime?

For several years we get together and watch youtubes of car accidents. It is fascinating and it is a virtual roadmap of what not to do when behind the wheel. So I ask, why are so many auto accidents from Russia With Love? Is it Vodka and Beer and Driving? Is it the lack of traffic lights? Is there no DMV in Russia. Take a gander and watch this and at 3:29 in the video, I guarantee you your FREE “Big Spin”!!!

To view the remaining videos visit this link and watch. It’s unbelievable!

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Meanings!

I guess I am so old school when it comes to the 21st century. For example, let us talk about cars. Now did you know that cars have a Drag Race and so do transgendered people. That’s a big ol Texan who had the doctor cut off his erhmm, Johnson and plaster two big ol’ breasts on him. Or a chick who got one attached so she can still look like a woman while acting like a guy. Then there are the natural bi-organ people who have both a vagina and penis from birth and these are called Hermaphrodites created under God! The public used to call these people freaks until recent times. Today they are part of the LGBT community “Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgendered” community. Now you probably didn’t know this, but LGB Trains are a large scale model train.

Here are a few examples of this.

See, and you thought I was kidding. Then there are cars and automobiles. Today when they talk about a drag race they aren’t talking about this!

Instead a Drag Race is this in the 21st Century…

And I’ll bet you wondered about the other issues car enthusiasts have to worry about talking about. Like we heard today that Transgendered people don’t like the term “Tranny” because it is their “N” word. Does that mean we can no longer refer to this car part as a Tranny?

TRANNY

and oh well, you can’t talk about Drag Queens and their broken “Drive Shafts” either like the one below, because people who are “TRANSGENDERED” will think you are talking about, well, their driveshafts too!

 

DRIVE SHAFT – attached to a Tranny!

and since these automobile parts have been sexualized by what society used to call queers and freaks, you might as well not talk about trannys, driveshafts or “REAR ENDS” because certain erhmm, people will get the wrong ideas and feel hurt you might be talking about them.

A typical REAR END if I may!

A Chevy REAR END

and then there is the act of being rear ended like this…Hope they’re okay!!!

And did you know that car engines have “PUSH RODS” again something about automobile parts that will probably be illegal to talk about. Here are some pushrods for your inspection.

and this is how they really work.

and it all started with banning the “N” word and then promoting GAY Marriage between a guy who sucks on another guy’s penis or does him with anal sex and is in love with him ahead of a traditional marriage between a Man and a Woman. This is how we got to Transgendered and Tranny as a word that must be banned, even if it refers to automobiles. Freedom is only free when it is practiced with a society that maintains its laws of the vote and protects free speech no matters how offensive it is.

Extreme Profanity and offensive words, be forewarned before you click this video. I am showing you how bad words are actually funny, even if they are bad words, because what this guy is doing in his act, no matters how offensive you may feel it is, he is practicing free speech. The N word, the F word the S word it’s all in there, and while vile, offensive and disgusting, it is also funny when used in this vile context. (Note to viewers, this is being used as an example of extreme words in free speech to bolster what I have written about in this article.)

Now let us get back to my point of freedom of speech of all words. If you ban a word, a meaning, an icon, if you ban an expression of any kind, you are no longer living in freedom, but rather you have slid into tyranny.

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Car alternatives coming your way.

So first the ground transportation worth watching.

From the past!!!

and a bit fast forward.

and this one

and a bit of hover perhaps.

and let us not forget water, yes cars for water.

and finally this one.

and then there is flight and jetcars or aerocars, yes they are coming if rather slowly and a few are here already. The future catching up? You decide.

and finally the Chinese bought into Moller. I remember this on the front page of Popular Mechanic’s 1991 edition.

January 1991 Edition

Well better late than never!

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