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Time to poke fun at ourselves and laugh it up.

The Potential Araksya Dirty Challenge!

So Maria Sansone dumped ice water over her head and challenged Araksya Karapetyan to do the very same in the challenge. Now it is widely known that Araksya is supposedly a germ-o-phobe and honestly I don’t blame her considering how filthy many public places have become. So I had this dream about a week ago, I was somehow invited to a big bash Araksya was putting on and I decided to attend. There were many guests, Steve Edwards was there, Lisa and Hubby, didn’t see her kids, you know, just lotsa people and it was an outdoor bash of sorts. There were tables and drinks, you know, the usual stuff at a party. Anyhow, a guy asked what I did and I said the publishing business, and when asked what he did, said he was into practical jokes.

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So we got to talking about the challenges on GDLA between Araksya and Maria Sansone and he came up with this absolutely sick scheme. He said, have Araksya dump a bucket of dog poop over her head and then eat one. EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW! Are you kidding I asked in the dream? Nope, he grinned and I have a secret of how she could get away with it.

Now all of you, don’t tell Maria Sansone okay. She doesn’t follow me on twitter or Facebook so 😉 Araksya has a bucket up on her in this most disgusting dreamed challenge this character in the dream came up with. He sort of reminds me of Colonel Sanders of Kentucky Fried Chicken now that I come to think of it.

Anyhow, the colonel continued to explain how this worked. He said that Araksya gets a few bags of “Oh Henry” chocolate bars and puts em in a bucket, lets a couple melt then goes through with the challenge. TV viewers will think she dumped dog poop over her head and then she will take and eat one. EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!! Are you serious I continued to ask?

The good Colonel smiled and said wait till Maria Sansone gets a bucket of dog poop, dumps it over her head and then eats one, the audience will be grossed out, the FCC will wonder what to do. Is it a decency issue?

Well of course this is a dream right? And in real life Maria Sansone who doesn’t follow me on Twitter or Facebook won’t know about this right? Now if she did, here is what she would do to meet the challenge that Araksya in the dream was given. Maria would get a bucket and several bags of “Babe Ruth” candy bars, also chocolate, and drop em in the bucket, do the dump, eat one, the audience on TV will be grossed out and it will have been the sweetest secret the two co-anchors ever did. It will make national news headlines, probably world headlines. It would be the biggest stunt in a long time on TV. Of course the feds and Newscorp will freak until they see the extra footage of the candy bars 😉 then it will make even more big news and finally many laughs. All this from a dream!!!

DREAM ON!!!! GDLA people don’t have the guts for such a stunt and that’s a viewers dream challenge!

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KTTV’s Troll’s on The News!

So last night, anyone with a negative opinion who says anything negative about anybody according to a “schmuck” PhD Psychiatrist is considered a troll, to be blocked and ignored. What KTTV is doing of course, is trying to silence free speech even if negative and doing it in the media by re-branding people as a name group. This is the exact same tyranny you’d expect from totalitarian commies and I am sure that “Broccolihead” is behind it along with a very delighted Christine Devine. She seemed overjoyed to be able to re-brand and relabel anyone who criticizes anyone else on the internet as a verbal bully according to the college schmuck!

BroccoliHead

Make no mistake about it, that if you can’t deal with em, beat em down with a label and then go after them and destroy them. You know, someone once told me that ignorance is bliss. In this case, ignorance is false damning. What Broccolihead and Devine miss entirely is the fact that people are free to vent. Yes there are trolls, but there is a very fine line in blogging on issues. Take for example the guy in the photo above. He is a news celebrity, a CELEBRITY and is thus fair game. He seeks out fame being the avowed KTTV Manager and FOX President as he recently claimed. So good for him, great Kevin, glad you got there. Then Kevin followed me on Twitter. When I communicated with him on a friendly basis, he ignored those and then unfollowed me. What an asshole! Then he took the unmitigated gall like a further asshole to block my Twitter. Good going Kevin, it confirms vegetables for a brain and if you think that is trolling, great, it’s a badge of honor. Now I will show you something okay. I am going to unblock you from Twitter. Why, because I am a better person than you. I can see it now, the PhD psychiatrist schmuck comes in and labels that, because that is what they do, label things and throw blame. This means if you blog and it is in anyway negative you are a troll. But what about for example Justin Bieber negatives? KTTV last night said attacks on Bieber were by Trolls. What about Bieber’s criminal acts against the public, what do you call those KTTV?

Hey Kevin you are unblocked from my Twitter. What about your acts against the station and its employees, what do you call those? Lets talk the lovely Miss Heidi S. Cuda, Mark Thompson but to name a few, what do you call those Kevin? See, I can label you a “Business Troll,” or the delightful Miss Christine Devine a Troll for trying to label those in the public whom disagree a troll. My point here is you need all voices good and bad and if you are a celebrity, TV show, Movie or News, or a Politician you are more fair game than others because you sought fame before the masses. And you are using the public to present yourself as a product. Just like the PhD Psychiatrist last night on your news who decided to step before millions to label dissenting voices and place them into a category.

And while I am at it, what is the real definition of a Troll? Well, to show how stupid the PhD really was and KTTV for running him, you should have looked in the dictionary first…IDIOTS!

Definition One according to Merriam Webster Dictionary.

As a Verb:

: to fish with a hook and line that you pull through the water

: to search for or try to get (something)

: to search through (something)

As A Transitive Verb:

1
:  to cause to move round and round :  roll
2
a :  to sing the parts of (as a round or catch) in succession

b :  to sing loudly

c :  to celebrate in song

3
a :  to fish for by trolling

b :  to fish by trolling in <troll lakes>

c :  to pull through the water in trolling <troll a lure>

d :  to search in or at <trolls flea markets for bargains>; also :  prowl <troll nightclubs>

As an Intransitive Verb:
1
:  to move around :  ramble
2
a :  to fish by trailing a lure or baited hook from a moving boat

b :  search, look <trolling for sponsors>; also :  prowl

3
:  to sing or play in a jovial manner
4
:  to speak rapidly
troll·er noun
Now As A Noun Example #1:
:  a lure or a line with its lure and hook used in trolling
Now As A Noun Example #2:
:  a dwarf or giant in Scandinavian folklore inhabiting caves or hills
Now if you want the internet example let’s go back to Rush Limbaugh’s show on Friday and what did Rush state on national radio. “He is being bullied by FOX KTTV at that station which goes back to “TROLLING” by KTTV just like last night’s attack on bloggers and those who profess to free speech and negative opinions in a country being purposefully taken away from the people. And Miss Christine Devine was just smug with that phony smile last night as she seemed delighted to have a brand new label. If she followed my account instead of “trolling” on peoples freedoms maybe she would learn something along with Kevin who right now while blocking me on Twitter is fully unblocked on my Twitter and why? To prove the difference between someone who thinks with brains and someone with a vegetable for thought! And finally to expose Mr. PhD Psychiatrist for branding and labeling people, categorizing them when most people speak out negatively reacting to much crime, lawlessness and destruction occurring around them daily. Maybe PhD could start with Washington and Sacramento politicians before attacking the general public. And that Broccolihead is my POV of the day. Take that and stuff that in your KTTV vegetable bin!

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A Gay Poem For Scouting ;)

Oh back in 2001 a fat Lesbian on the Los Angeles City Council who hated the Boy Scouts decided to deny the troops of kids the usage of city parks. After all, if they didn’t teach kids how to smoke and ride a baloney pony, then why let them use government property. Makes sense for the anal and oral crowd, you know the group, the anti-A&E Duckhunter, humpers. The ones that scream against intolerance, and then ram their sexual connotations down everyone’s throat with pleasure.

Well, the idiots that run the Boy Scouts of America decided to make it the Gay Scouts of America. Do they really think they will control one boy on another in the tents when it happens or will it be just another liberal goof up to an “I told you so,” deal? Remains to be seen. Now don’t get me wrong, I know gay people and the people I know don’t even think about their sexual preference. They are pretty normal and hard working folks, and very nice and considerate people you don’t know are gay, because they don’t try to ram their ideas and lives down everyone else’s throats or destroy a traditional family organization, nor go into elementary and kinder garden schools preaching the baloney pony lifestyle.

And the GLAAD crowd also is quite hostile to bada-bing, the ex Gay crowd. You know the ones. The groups of men who marry women and women who marry men, but used to live the erhmmm, other chosen sexual preference. The problem is nobody really stands up to the anal and oral crowd or the strapons, so perhaps we should point out that you cannot scream you are being bullied while you are the bully. That is what happened to A&E’s Phil and the Duckhunters family show that I have never watched. So starting January 1st 2014 the Boy Scouts will become an unofficial Gay Scouts as many concerned parents and whole troops rapidly disappear. To honor this new change in celebration, I would like to go back to the poem “Eagle Scout Quorum” I authored in my “L.A. Grudge Poems Volume 1” and make it available for reading. I think through literature like this, we can get our viewpoints out as well. It is time to stand against the tyranny of everyone out to take our freedoms away. America didn’t become free on its own, but rather by those willing to speak out. So, with no further hadoo, enjoy the literature.

Eagle Scout QuroumCopyright © 2001 All Rights Reserved

That old city council, so big and so tough.
They”re trashing L.A., with all of their guff.
 
This time it’s the Scouts, who stood moral ground.
That big city hall, could trample them down.
 
No more fine badges, no cookies, no camp.
Trashed by a Council, who was led by a tramp.
 
It was an issue, no moral concern.
That brought down a group, that was pleasantly stern.
 
They believed in their country, their values and God.
The council that trashed them, how very odd.
 
No it’s not odd, but a decision of gender.
The boy Scouts could not, survive the bender.
 
No more parks, just kick those kids out.
In the name of sex, I believe it’s about.
 
We don’t like those groups, who supply what is right.
Instead to the gangs, those kids will take flight.
 
There won’t be much guidance, love or fun.
Those very young kids, will trigger a gun.
 
No crosswalk help, for old aunt Sadie.
Instead they’ll shoot, kill that dear lady.
 
No badges, no camping, but they’ll have their guns.
To shoot, rob and steal, is so very much fun.
 
They might shoot the council, If one day for fun.
All it takes, is a kid with a gun.
 
There’s a price to pay, for that city group.
They cower away, while the people lay duped.
 
C’mon wake up folks, this was the Boy Scouts.
An American icon, with a century’s clout.
 
They do all the good things, a kid oughta get.
I’ll tell you right now, it re-moves a threat.
 
Instead of the murders, the drugs and the gangs.
The Scouts represent, a whole different shebang.
 
Who will be next, girl scouts with their cookies.
City Tax people, and all of their bookies.
 
They tax lemonade, they kicked out the Boy Scouts.
How long will it last, before we throw you out.
 
Oh yes, city council, we all can vote too.
To get rid of council and people like you.
 
I cannot think, of a better way.
To instruct our young ones, so they’ll want to play.
 
They learned respect and discipline too.
But now it’s all gone, no thanks to you.
 
No Eagle Scouts, no tents and campfire.
For a sexual preference, you removed their desire.
 
What’s with your group, can’t you get it right?
You’ve developed a city, contorted by fright.
 
No one can speak freely, in this tinsel town.
To utter a wrong word, gains your big frown.
 
You run our city, like a communist camp.
All on behalf, of a Hitlarian stamp.
 
I thought we were free, to have scouts at hand.
But hey America, L.A. isn’t a free land.
 
So with a big smile, we must throw you out.
To restore God’s Scouts, and all of their clout.
 
It’s a matter of right, versus feelings that hurt.
Their way of life, we need not convert.
 
We know what goes on, in those big council meetings.
Good people gone, from their verbal beatings
 
And so it is time, that I call on you.
Give those Rat-Bastards, just what is due.
 
When that day comes due, you enter the booth.
A vote for what’s right, a vote for our youth.

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Now who is just a great guy on TV?

You know, there are so many “Tinselturds” out there it is hard to pin one down these days, but I must admit this guy just is great to watch, funny too.

Now be forewarned, there is some fowl language in this video clip, but hey, it’s a special night, I just blogged some heavy negatives and so now it is time to kick back and maybe pull a laugh or two.

I think of all the people on the tube, Steve Harvey is probably one of the funniest and also most likeable personalities as well. Here’s to you Steve 🙂

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Weiner Pops A Boner for NBC

So the guy who turned out to be a real dickhead had to just give the middle finger to NBC. He couldn’t have bowed out and disappeared, but then again, what did you expect from a jerkwad like this guy? I mean c’mon folks, this guy showed us just how bad the Democratic Party has sunk, which is at bottom, they just have not crashed there yet. This guy cheated on his wife with internet ladies then covered it, lied then cheated again. He couldn’t stop, then got into verbal fights with voters, and showed us why he was so nasty and rude as a politician. Here, just listening to this idiot is irritating enough. Watch how he treats the public and a voter at that.

And you have to go back to how he acts. It’s his own arrogance that brought him to this. But in fairness to this, I will say that what set Weiner off was a comment about his Arab wife. There was a sort of racist comment and that got it going. Should he have lost his cool? No! Did he lose his cool and become a hot head? Yes!

and it doesn’t stop there folks. I suspect this is just the beginning with this guy.

and then there is his wife or if I say it with a foreign accent his Vife.

Now while this guy does not belong in politics, he does belong in Hollywood where they honor such people. In fact Mr. Weiner even has a twin of sorts from Hollywood’s past. Dare to compare, alright, look below at the photos. Is there a resemblance?

And finally, now that this guy is hopefully gone from politics forever, why not have a few good laughs as they say laughing is one of the best things you can do.

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Is Bubba Jealous of Weiner?

Uh, lets see…

and finally, cause you know he did…

The next Democratic Presidential Candidate

 

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NBC’s Old Car, FOX’s new Cadillac.

So the network owned by G.E. whose CEO is Obama’s job czar and is shipping U.S. jobs to China and elsewhere faster than flies on a counterclockwise rotating turd in a toilet, didn’t like Jay’s jokes about the anointed one and thus the process of casting out Jay Leno began. It wasn’t just that though. At 62, NBC wanted a younger more hip type of comedienne and so it was time for the highest ratings draw on late night TV to get the walking papers – Fine! Not only my own, but it appears the opinion of a great many viewers of this TV genre that this is a terrible error and I have to agree. I do not believe that NBC will retain the top spot for comedy with Jay gone. The best example is look at their ratings when they tried Conan and while Conan and Jimmy are different, I must ask are they really that different? I don’t believe so.

It is thus my opinion that wherever Jay goes, most of that audience will too. Think of this NBC blunder much like you should the ABC “All My Children” blunder. Look at what happened to the daytime soap slots, they have never been the same. Ratings in the toilet, advertisers had bailed and one of the two show replacements for AMC and OLTL has long ago been canned. ABC lost a built-in, guaranteed audience and the same will happen on NBC in the Tonight Show Slot. The problem is that Jimmy just is not a big draw like Jay is. So who wants a Cadillac?

It’s a natural, that Jay Leno is destined to head to FOX and I think it will work out well too. Right now FOX has been running hot with viewers watching a number of hit shows at night, plus FOX newscasts undercut the other major networks an hour earlier. This means that a Jay Leno night show on FOX at 11PM cuts the other network’s newscasts and also the competition on other late night as Jay will already be on TV a half hour before the NBC Tonight Show airs. These are all facts, not fiction, because it is almost a given that FOX snaps up Jay. The majority of FOX affiliates are just drooling for this and many FOX national execs are as well. Of course it comes down to the heads of Newscorp and the big guy himself that it can happen on the national network. I suspect that Mr. Rupert Murdoch would enjoy the laughs, especially with a Jay Leno at FOX bashing the competition.

and since I want to make you laugh at what is not really a laughing matter, why not ask a swami 😀

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