Monthly Archives: June 2016

KTLA, KTTV Bread and Circuses.

Talk about a meaningless week. First there is Henry DiCarlo, not one of my fav weather forecasters, I know Vera’s gonna be peeved when she reads this, but instead of giving a weather report, he blew it complaining about his kid complaining about the internet being down. Who gives a rat’s ass, really. Instead of critical weather we are spending our time listening to you about your kid’s internet. Then there is KTTV FOX, can it get any worse?

We get a less than skeleton crew this week. Araksya had a baby (CONGRATULATIONS) !!! And GDLA goes further to hell then it already has gone.

First things first. I was never a big fan of Maria Sansone and I really was never a big fan of Julie Chang either. My feelings have always been “PROMOTE FROM WITHIN” did you execs at KTTV understand the very underlying importance of rewarding your talents? Nope. I have stated this from day one. Miss Gina Silva should have been on Sansone’s seat, period! As for the entertainment reporter Misses Lisa Breckenridge was a perfect natural to report on Hollywood. Her husband is one of the biggest talent agents in the biz, yet Newscorp shifts Julie Chang there…shades of a Dorothy Lucey only a little smarter, but just as animated less the sex-sex-sex comments.

Then there is Christine Devine, the fruit lover. Did you know it is rumored she is 19 feet and 2 inches tall. Talk about getting my ass stomped out for saying the wrong thing.  dunno

Yes, KTTV has to shift their veteran night anchor in to assist Mr. Steve Edwards because there is nobody else or is there? Oh yeah, Miss Gina Silva who has past anchor experience. Then Christine wonders how people got on top of a Malibu Mountain Peak? Ever hear of hiking Christine??? Then they run news of a useless safety ad about trains. REALLY! Here is what you don’t do and it is common sense. Unless a moron has a death wish, you do not, I repeat, you DO NOT go in front of a moving train otherwise this is what can happen to you.

Here’s one for the Hollywood Tinselturds…

and in case it didn’t register here are more deathwish morons trying to thrill themselves with a train which takes about a mile or more to stop.

Then did you notice the new Broccolihead doing the POV that was abandoned by Hale. The new guy looks like he is almost ready to shoot diarrhea on TV.

Imodium, Kaopectate and Depends!

I swear, I was searching for the Imodium tablets to offer this guy, he looked that bad. I hope he didn’t make in his pants. Perhaps he had a men’s “depends” on.

KTTV POV HELP!

I mean they even had on a Hollyslut this morning. That’s right, they could have put on how many millions of fine women citizen examples and they have on a young woman who has an x rated nude sex tape of herself floating around the world internet. Just type her name and you’ll find it. That’s even worse than a Certain former GDLA anchor going on a shock jock’s show and telling everyone her boobs and vaginal size and shapes. That is of course, just one reason why she is long gone too. But then again, this is Good Day L.A. where anything can happen and usually does and not for the station, nor the show’s betterment.

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Why California Requires and Enema!

Because the politicians are like political constipation and the smelliest crap to ever be seated on big fat political asses that they are in legislature. How’s that for openers?

Jerry BrownPoop you know the one…

Jerry Brown Poop

Yeah that one right above. The old saying, ‘If it looks like a thug, talks like a thug and moves like a thug, it’s a Jerry Brown Poop’ that old saying. What this piece of crap has done to the once Golden State, now a Fools Gold State, is nothing less than totalitarian in nature and hostile to freedom of the people. This guy is the very worst and should actually be impeached on charges of mass treason. That goes for the rest of the State Senate and ASSembly too. Every God Damned one of them are traitors to the constitution, the people, liberty, freedom and God. They force every bad controlling bill after bill after bill making it near impossible for anyone to survive as they are utterly without regard to the people, destroying this once magnificent state.

Here is how they run California, are you ready? Just watch these guys go to work, and imagine they are the State Legislatures and the Chimney is California which case incidentally this video was shot in an earlier California when the quality of freedom was much higher and the state was truly golden.

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Pizzied Pissed Pissed Away!

That’s what the bald headed jerk known as Governor (if it looks like a thug, walks like a thug, signs bad bills like a thug, it’s a thug) Jerry Brown or as older folks know him as Governor Medfly from a different century. This old fart that calls for greenhouse gas reduction signed a bill banning “Zero Polluting” throttle electric bikes. He did this for a guy who inserted himself onto a state bicycle board and what does this guy do? He is the CEO of an ebike company that in my humble opinion makes overpriced ebikes that you have to pedal. Forget throttle ebikes, doesn’t pedaling create carbon MORON GOVERNOR BROWN POOP? Why yes it does.

The CEO of this ebike company inserted himself on a state bike board then wrote up with others a bill funded by his ebike company…

Warning, warning, flashing alert for corrupt state bill!

and the bill funded by this ebike company fixed a free consumer marketplace so that competing products and technologies were banned by the state. Talk about a captive marketplace huh. I wish I could buy entire free markets and fix them like AB1096 did when Governor BrownPoop signed it banning pollution free green transportation. Talk about being a major hypocrite huh. So California wants you on polluting gas bikes thanks to a Pizzi or two. This is because you are not entitled to free choice, free markets, instead you are being made into a communist slave, well there is an answer to all of this.

Buy a pedal bike for a fraction of the cost of the pedelec ebikes.

Buy a motorcycle if you want to really show them up, probably a used one with insurance and a new class M2 license for the same or less than high end pedelecs,

or get a used car.Stick this up your tailpipes California!

That’ll really show em. It will do all of the things this phony governor and the state of California’s corrupt assembly and senators signed away. Republican, Democrat they all signed on to AB1096 for no free choice, no innovation and no free marketplace. Welcome to California, the green state. GREEN = MONEY!

 

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The Ghosts and Horrors of KTTV

So first let us discuss the ghosts of KTTV. I’ll start with this very pretty and talented lady right here.

Heidi S. Cuda

Never should have been let go and many agree with that comment. This very pretty and multi-talented angel should have been heading up many projects at KTTV. From authoring literary material to actual production and everything in between, Heidi was a mega production resource that still smarts KTTV and SoCal FOX.

KTTV Ghost #2 a major smart and pretty “LEGAL ANALYST”

Ms. Robin Sax

Smart, pretty and a LEGAL ANALYST, can I please ask the big question here. A total pillar resource person like this, how did KTTV’s idiots manage to lose this resource. I mean, a blindfolded kid could do a better job holding onto major talent resources, right?

Then there is a Dancing Weatherman. With KTTV for almost a quarter century, danced doing the weather and you know what. His co-workers had a blast and you know who else did? VIEWERS, yes the customers that watch the weather. A hunk of a guy, a longtime icon who actually drew national applause for his little weather dance and KTTV vegetable brain execs canned his ass faster than Charlie Tuna. Guess what. It pissed even more KTTV viewers off. Here, watch Mark Thompson in action.

At KTTV 22plus years of his life and KTTV gave him the big FU exit package. A lovely way to treat a very popular well loved guy for the customers aka. VIEWERS! We will get to that in a moment.

Then let us talk about a real production talent named Kingsley Smith. Many of you might not know this powerhouse executive formerly with FOX and KTTV, but the guy actually got a lot done, an unsung hero whose work made much of the good times roll. Poof! KTTV managed to shed this super talent of production.

Then there is the morning lineup. I am not going to blame the before the camera talent as much as the executives for not fixing what I have screamed about in these blogs for years and that is the morning lineup is flocked up and flocked up bigtime. GDLA is an aimless mess and chaotic with gimmicks that most people don’t waste their time watching. Again, not the hosts of the show but the format…IT’S BROKEN!

Then there is the news. How many people watch news at 4:30am in the morning fully awake? Just what I thought, not too many. Here is the kicker. KTTV is news from 4:30am to 10am and that is how many hours of the same news? Exactly, hey KTTV execs, starting to see what is wrong. If you want to read how to fix the very broken morning lineup, just start searching through the FOX and GDLA posts of the past and you will come to understand why the KTTV ratings are deep in the ‘SHITTER’ and flushed viewers away long ago. I keep hearing that KTTV is unwatchable past a few minutes of the news, and then forget it, viewers are gone.

The irony to all of this is it is fairly easily fixable but an inert KTTV production executive culture doesn’t give a real RATS ASS what the viewers want, they don’t really even know who their viewers are, which is key to understanding who watches what, when and for how long and what times. This is called “Viewer Demographics” and again search my past blogs and learn from a CUSTOMER’S wisdom and one final note. Customers are not the advertisers, they are the viewers. It is simple to figure out, because advertisers like KTTV require viewers and the customer or viewer really does have the last word. Here is how you know KTTV executives, who is the real customer and if it doesn’t sink in or register the first time, try watching it again.

A parting shot. Please make Ms. Gina Silva back to a TV anchor perhaps replace Maria Sansone on GDLA. Gina has been there forever and has anchored through the years.

Ms. Gina Silva

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