How The Pedelecs are Pedaling Into Oblivion.

Okay, so a bunch of small companies that mainly make pedal assist ebikes bought the entire state of California and are now buying other states and why? So you as a schmuck can spend $3,500.00 grand buying an electric bicycle that you still have to pedal. I mean, anyone stupid enough to buy the better mousetrap deserves the mouse too, right?

So here is the best advice you will get. Don’t buy their crap, let the electric bicycle industry as it is now dominated by ‘Pedelec’ companies (pedelec = pedal assist) all go to hell and choke on their building inventories and lack of sales.

Here is how you do it. Go to the greater marketplace. If you want to pedal a bicycle, get yourself a nice aluminum framed bicycle from Walmart or Target. Cost fort one, I mean a nice one, under $300.00 which sure beats $3,500.00 to say you went green. After all, if Governor Jerry Brown, a communist traitor of the lowest order ( I might add ) can make green be actual $$$ for his own retirement pensions screwing you, instead make it screw them (Pedelec Green Companies) That’s right, there is no need to reinvent the bicycle, save your money, the hell with those greedy corpunists, let em all go to hell.

Now if method number one wasn’t enough, you know, you might need a little air in your face, why spend $3,500.00 on an over priced liberal communist piece of crap Pedelec when you can get a used Motorcycle. In fact I found one as low as $125.00 and guess what. With a Motorcycle license and insurance, this baby gets you endless range on a tank of gas, keeps up with cars and it gets you air in your face, and erhmmm, perhaps a few bugs in your teeth as well.

Now let’s say you want the air but not the bugs. Quite understandable. Get a used convertible car. Air all around you, endless range, you can find them for a bit more than Pedelec products and they even have music. Who can beat that? Just say no to ebikes, save money and enjoy life while these tyrannical companies that are buying corrupted state legislatures go belly up. Now that’s what I call a smart decision.

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