Monthly Archives: November 2015

Junya On The Weather

Donut Phobe

Donut Phobe

Yes, I must commend the guy who will never ever ever ever have the guts to visit Mama’s Donuts and try a ‘Cronut’ on his work in the KTTV studio while Maria Quiban is away. Mr. Tehatchapi Map aka the Santa Susanna guy actually in my humble opinion makes a better anchor weatherman then the poor lady he replaced. By the way Maria, I said a prayer that your hubby recover. Meanwhile as sad or vicious as it is, execs will  seriously look at Rick Dickert’s performance and if they come to the conclusion I have, might well change things around. Now, I don’t wish this on Maria Quiban. People have told me she is a real sweetheart of a human being and while a few times I complained about the weathermap lacking the central San Fernando Valley (pop. 2.3 million) I also noted each time I did not blame her. Just wanted to reiterate everyone out there reading this.

As for the current situation. I commend Mr. Rick Dickert (shsssh folks, don’t mention to him he is a donutphobe) on a weather anchor spot that is honestly upstaging a erhmmm, Pablo here or there. And while Maria is prettier to stare at, Rick’s performance over all is tops.

I suspect Maria will eventually return and Rick will be safely flying over Mama’s Donuts in the Lake Balboa area, continuing to miss out on their great and grand cronuts. Hey Rick, if you don’t believe me, just ask this sweet lady, she’ll tell you how yummy Mama’s Donuts Cronuts are.

Love Mama’s Donuts Cronuts!!!

Maybe you can bring the ladies at GDLA a few boxes one cold morning.

Cronuts from Mama’s Donuts.


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My New Used EBike!

While Larry Pizzi, a guy who inserted himself on a state bike board or group, wrote or influenced an EBike bill that favors greatly his own company’s products. Criminalizes others who did not buy his products, but rather purchased competitive products from other sellers and finally does away with many of those competing businesses. While Larry Pizzi whose company “FINANCED” AB1096 which was passed by every “BRAINDEAD” politician in the FOOLS GOLD state of Kahlifornia. He will in the end have sewn the end of potential EBIKES as they could have been for real transportation usage. I am talking about zero polluting throttle ebikes. Because by pushing slow crap that sells for high $$$ in a country heading south rather quickly where people do not have disposable income, economics and sound reasoning kick in.

Take my decision the last several weeks. I decided to thwart Larry Pizzi, the state and their corrupt aholes running it further into the ground and I decided to go to a market that Larry Pizzi and the communist ebike companies cannot compete with right now. They pushed me in essence to shelve my old ebike and go with a new one. Think about it.

The new ebike has an endless range, can keep up with cars, is safer on the roads and can even legally travel on roads including highways and freeways. Would all of you like to see the new ebike and oh, for those who want air around them while riding, no problemo baby.











I present to you my new ebike!!!

2009 White Mustang

Stick that up your Currie Larry and the rest of you like Governor Moonbeam “Baldy” Brown-poop! Best damned ebike I could ever enjoy and AB1096 got me there and oh…

It pollutes, creates traffic congestion and it will even destroy road surfaces costing the government taxpayers 1 million bucks per quarter mile resurfacing. Your bill AB1096 attacked me for doing what truly was right. By passing such a corrupt (free market killing) bill financed by the company of a CEO who helped create it to benefit his company’s products, you got me into my new ebike.

And what does my new ebike sound like?

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How The Pedelecs are Pedaling Into Oblivion.

Okay, so a bunch of small companies that mainly make pedal assist ebikes bought the entire state of California and are now buying other states and why? So you as a schmuck can spend $3,500.00 grand buying an electric bicycle that you still have to pedal. I mean, anyone stupid enough to buy the better mousetrap deserves the mouse too, right?

So here is the best advice you will get. Don’t buy their crap, let the electric bicycle industry as it is now dominated by ‘Pedelec’ companies (pedelec = pedal assist) all go to hell and choke on their building inventories and lack of sales.

Here is how you do it. Go to the greater marketplace. If you want to pedal a bicycle, get yourself a nice aluminum framed bicycle from Walmart or Target. Cost fort one, I mean a nice one, under $300.00 which sure beats $3,500.00 to say you went green. After all, if Governor Jerry Brown, a communist traitor of the lowest order ( I might add ) can make green be actual $$$ for his own retirement pensions screwing you, instead make it screw them (Pedelec Green Companies) That’s right, there is no need to reinvent the bicycle, save your money, the hell with those greedy corpunists, let em all go to hell.

Now if method number one wasn’t enough, you know, you might need a little air in your face, why spend $3,500.00 on an over priced liberal communist piece of crap Pedelec when you can get a used Motorcycle. In fact I found one as low as $125.00 and guess what. With a Motorcycle license and insurance, this baby gets you endless range on a tank of gas, keeps up with cars and it gets you air in your face, and erhmmm, perhaps a few bugs in your teeth as well.

Now let’s say you want the air but not the bugs. Quite understandable. Get a used convertible car. Air all around you, endless range, you can find them for a bit more than Pedelec products and they even have music. Who can beat that? Just say no to ebikes, save money and enjoy life while these tyrannical companies that are buying corrupted state legislatures go belly up. Now that’s what I call a smart decision.

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Making Ends Meet In A Commie World.

Instead of building new cars, repairing electronics such as computers, even serving food as the jobs disappear around the world in the new commie utopia, what is the generation of the 21st century turning too? Yup, you guessed it…SEX!

And let me go one further, even that is a temporary one as new Sex Robots are here and will soon be flooding the marketplace in our new world wide utopia. Isn’t communism great folks? I mean why ever work again when you can lay on a fat ass like a pompous oaf and get everything for free?

So what is this new above ground economy you ask?

A number of people informed me of this and I took a gander for myself to see just what they were all talking about.

“Something old, something new” or it seems. Online around the world, men and women and gay and transsexuals are going online in what are called live cam shows. You access these actually for free or in pay sites. You purchase tokens online at the site and then they perform all kinds of adult acts and you pay them with these things called tokens. Great! It gets worse and better depending on your point of view, all at the same time.

The people online whom are destroying their very lives IMHO and their future reputations engage in these. They run games, like gambling games, guessing games etcetera. Now from what I have investigated not all do these. There are people who also use these for a flash and mainly just to talk and vent. When visitors pay tokens to them you hear a tink or even other exotic noises. This is people throwing their money into a potential peep show.

Now if you think these people make pennies on the dollar, try a thousand dollars a day profit. Many of them make big bucks, and a number of them are online 50% of the day, from all around the world earning even more money than that from their orgasmic performances. Old, young, men,women,couples, straight, gay you name it. The beautiful women of Greece a country in financial ruin are very much alive and raking in the bucks. Is this America’s future or the rest of Europe?

Throw in a device called an Omibod. An evil marvel of modern technology and what is this and the other manufacturers of this instrument? It is a woman’s vibrator, sorry guys, you are at a disadvantage here, the girls win ( or lose depending on your viewpoint )

The Omibod

The Omibod (sounds like ‘Oh My God’) vibrates when someone pays money online thus it is placed to create a pleasure on the performer online live. I actually went to their website for the product and it is amazing (and sick at the same time) this exists. So people paying tokens can actually physically affect an adult performer online while they are running their disgusting little peep shows.

I was able to witness some malevolent people in the public, waiting for a performer to start taking a drink of water from a glass when they zinged her with tokens, shocking her and almost choking her. She cursed at them for that! So what does all this have to do with making money?

Depending on a website as they vary significantly, I was able to find out these people are averaging a grand or more as mentioned previously ( $1,000.00) per 24 hours and thus an underground economy of sorts, though not really. The websites keep a W2 for U.S. Citizens and report to foreign governments what their citizens are making too. But it is a lot of money ( average $52,000.00 per year) and it does go far to explain what is going on, how the net is being exploited once again for x-rated content, only this time it isn’t the pornography of the past, rather the very LIVE pornography of the here and now and why does it exist mainly in the USA? Because the politicians here have destroyed jobs, so much so, that a wife, mom, husband, child, relative or couple must rely sadly on this filth to survive and I think that says it all.

Where are the simpler times when we had work, borders, tariffs and jobs like in the last century? Where has the innocence gone???

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The BF Racing Factor.

Matt Kenseth said it best last week, “This isn’t racing” and guess what? I’ve been screaming this for several years now and the BF goes back on the CEO himself, Brian France.

Matt Kenseth

Weeks before, Joey Logano made a controversial but legal move and I might add for the sport, typical but (barely legal) move that wrecked Matt Kenseth and took him out of the cup chase. They reviewed it and Kenseth remained out as Joey Logano went on. Well, at Martinsville today, Kenseth wrecked Logano and what is Joey’s reply? “Matt Kenseth will have his” and so this goes on and who is really to blame here? Try FATASS Brian France who continues with ludicrous rules and the one-man suppression of a sport to make it worse and worse and worse for racing fans. So let us explore the definition of a Race and Racing, not ethnic race mind you, but rather going fast and first…the sport!

According to the Merriam Webster Dictionary which I consider to be pretty complete, here is what a race is. ‘A Contest of speed’

And what is ‘Racing?’ ‘The sport or profession of racing a vehicle’ and what is the final outcome of racing? Simple, be the first to cross a finish line at the end of the race. And how do you be the first? Be the fastest!

So why is fatso…

Making it so cars are so restricted they can no longer be fast! That is the problem here folks, remove restrictor plate racing, allow below the line cuts, allow slam as well as bump drafting. In other words, let these drivers go ‘Balls-out’ as fast as they can, bring back the wing, and finally, change the points system back to what it was. The current points system is a big pile of oil gump!


Origin of RACE

Middle English ras, from Old Norse rās; akin to Old English ̄s rush

First Known Use: 14th century.


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