Monthly Archives: December 2013

End of 2013…How To Fix America!

Okay so it is the last night of the year, 2014 hours away and how to fix America to being great like her people can be and the land.

1.) Reign in commies in the news media. Open an investigation, names and attachments to government of the news heads, throw their asses in jail for life. News media and paper problems fixed!

2.) Ezekiel Emanuel. Who put this asshole in charge of Hollywood? Get rid of this asshole, investigate on treason charges as a commie, throw in jail. Committee investigates other commies in Tinseltown, their asses in jail for treason and sedition. Does this work for you? Works for me! Problem fixed.

3.) Another committee on commie teachers. Treason against society. Employee these teacher and school admin assholes, let em break rocks on the chain gang for a century or two. Problem fixed.

Want more, not to worry, I’m just getting started…okay?

4.) Tree hugger commies. Remember when Gorby said he was getting into environment issues, well guess what. Once a commie, always a commie. No toilet paper for you, plastic bags, the commies remove your freedoms by removing what you live with. SCREW these assholes. Shove a redwood up their ass and investigate. Treason charges, let them chop wood on the chain gang.

5.) WTO, NAFTA, CAFTA FREE Trade. No such thing. Let’s call this a new term I coined as “Corporate Communism” or fat greedy bastards. Free trade means Americans making products, not everyone else on the globe while Americans are made jobless. Go back to what worked. TARIFFS, less government red tape on businesses, tax cuts for businesses that hire Americans, pull out of the WTO and world communism. Forget NAFTA, CAFTA and other AFTAS. Free Trade means American products by American labor and while I am at it, cut unions. If you want a prime example of a non union business of this writing, “Trader Joes” markets, non union and pays good too.

6.) National Health. Yeah right, authored by Ezekiel Manuel, the guy whose brother runs the most dangerous city in the world. Can someone please throw this asshole in jail? Have a free market! We had the best medical system in the world bar none before the communist Nazis came in. Time to forget it.

7.) Government Unions. Disband! Yup, break those suckas up and most corruption will disappear. This was started by Governor Jerry Brown during his first term. Brown is that bald headed guy who looks like a thug and acts like one. Unions for government employees are a contradiction to the system that only a thug could conceive. How about that Jerry 😉

These are just the starts but they go a long way to begin fixing what has been destroyed rapidly by communist thugs. Hopefully 2014 will see perhaps a change, otherwise it will become a grim ending to a once great country, one nation under God!


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Duck Blacks!

I actually feel that what Phil said about Black Americans on the A&E controversy was just atrocious. Slavery was a horrible thing and that goes for anyone who experienced it. On the other hand while it is a horrible comment that he made about blacks being happy under slavery, it is still his free speech. Just like Gays want free speech I must say that cuts both ways. You cannot bully someone else without expecting others to freely bully back with their free speech. There is the old saying, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never harm me.’ Yet this is not taught in schools to young kids anymore. Now days, they are told to report it and then the adults in a police state take it from there to an entirely new level. It’s called being too sensitive. The problem is that while you may silence someone from speaking these days, you do not necessarily deflate the bad feelings and pent up animosity. In fact, if anything, it becomes a powder keg under flames and what happens to a gun powder keg when it gets too hot???

The main problem is that Phil didn’t have to add those comments about blacks, but he did, and that was his free speech. While I disagree with Phil, I also recognize that others are allowed to speak out as well, since it is their free speech. If you do not honor freedom, what you gain is totalitarianism and everyone loses big. So while there are good things to say, we must have the 1st Amendment to protect bad speech too otherwise we are no longer free.

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How Brian and the gang continue to BF Racing Fans.

That’s right Brian France (initials: BF) keeping bending fans over and giving it to us. I think most stock car racing fans have your number and it’s a losing one. You know something folks. Is this guy and the gang under his thumb really that stupid or what? First they try and kill off winners and winning teams. These people went to a rear spoiler on cars just to take the winning wing away from one driver namingly Jimmie Johnson. Then they maintain restrictor plate racing to cut the speed and power of the cars. What part about the word ‘racing’ does these assholes not understand?

1.) Racing is being as fast as you can be.

2.) Racing is being the first to cross the finish line with a checkered flag. Nothing else counts.

As sure as I am posting this folks, NASCAR and what Brian France does not get. “Outta sight, outta mind” or “how to kill a national sport faster than a pigeon turd on a pedestrian at rush hour.” Here, I am not the only one speaking out, view what other longtime fans have to show and say.

And while we are at it with “BF” f’ing up Nascar there is “BS” whom I must say is just as accountable. That would be Bruton Smith and here is why. He has a Nascar MONOPOLY. Here are the known race tracks he owns. Ready?

“BS” owns Texas Motor Speedway, Bristol, Las Vegas, New Hampshire, Charlotte, Atlanta, and Sonoma tracks. What would be said if a NFL owner owned these many teams? I think this speaks volumes of what is broken with the sport and why. Ultimately this falls back to “BF’s” shoulders. Weigh in if you need to comment. Between BF and BS the fans are getting stiffed bigtime and it ain’t pleasurable either.

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GDLA Without Two Yentas 1 Year Later

So a year has gone by and the two yentas that were like chicken hawks picking apart main host Steve Edwards on Good Day L.A. are gone. So I wondered, was it really for the better? Did things get worse, how has the change held up with viewers?

Well first and foremost, both yentas were despised by a great many viewers and for various different reasons. That is a simple fact, not a personal statement. Just google many blogs and the replies on the former two yentas and you will hear some of the meanest nastiest things spurted out across the net you could possibly imagine. No from me, but the countless public mass out there. Yes there are pro posts for the two yentas, but for the most part it is way negative. However, that stated, they made it easy for FOX to chuck their CaRears away with ease. The underlying reason for the ratings drop in viewers still to this day has never been fixed. The main reasons are GDLA show format and viewing times and length. Those two have done more to hurt GDLA than anything else and continue to suppress the show. Yes, you can change cohosts, yes you can bring on big named stars and celebs, but ultimately the viewer has chosen a different direction.

Now don’t get me wrong, there are additional issues as well. Smartphone and tablet technology other competing media formats and forms. These all chip away at what time the viewers have to watch GDLA.

As for the current cohosts, Maria Sansone is excellent and the chemistry between herself and Mr. Steve Edwards I cannot describe but it works and quite well. She is pretty, smart, patient and pretty spot-on when she speaks. In essence she isn’t blabbing about her husband, sex and boobs, a small or big ass, nope. Maria Sansone has class for the most part. Likewise my always sentimental favorite entertainment reporter Lisa Breckenridge a truly bright beacon and very much a “LADY!” Then there is the pretty and bright Gina Silva. I really wish FOX would stop with the we’re going to send Gina after you stuff. It is a major turnoff and also it places this lovely reporter and part-time anchor in peril as well. I surely hope that Gina will pick more cheery assignments. I do so love it when she giggles and is having fun. While I realize there are very bad folks out there, it is so very important to perhaps change this with Gina.

The problem I have with the weather. Maria does a great job no issues there. But the weathercast is very weak because while they show the stacked numbers of the highs they don’t show stacked numbers of the lows. KTLA does…take a hint Broccoli Heads at KTTV.

As for the GDLA cohost change, did it work out? Yes! Was the new set format and decor necessary? No! Could the CaRears of Dorothy Lucey and Jillian Reynolds have been salvaged? Yes! But a CaRear change still does not fix the underlying problems and until those are addressed, the ratings will never rebound high enough to stifle the competition and that is so very sad. Since these are self-inflicted wounds KTTV is giving itself.


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A Gay Poem For Scouting ;)

Oh back in 2001 a fat Lesbian on the Los Angeles City Council who hated the Boy Scouts decided to deny the troops of kids the usage of city parks. After all, if they didn’t teach kids how to smoke and ride a baloney pony, then why let them use government property. Makes sense for the anal and oral crowd, you know the group, the anti-A&E Duckhunter, humpers. The ones that scream against intolerance, and then ram their sexual connotations down everyone’s throat with pleasure.

Well, the idiots that run the Boy Scouts of America decided to make it the Gay Scouts of America. Do they really think they will control one boy on another in the tents when it happens or will it be just another liberal goof up to an “I told you so,” deal? Remains to be seen. Now don’t get me wrong, I know gay people and the people I know don’t even think about their sexual preference. They are pretty normal and hard working folks, and very nice and considerate people you don’t know are gay, because they don’t try to ram their ideas and lives down everyone else’s throats or destroy a traditional family organization, nor go into elementary and kinder garden schools preaching the baloney pony lifestyle.

And the GLAAD crowd also is quite hostile to bada-bing, the ex Gay crowd. You know the ones. The groups of men who marry women and women who marry men, but used to live the erhmmm, other chosen sexual preference. The problem is nobody really stands up to the anal and oral crowd or the strapons, so perhaps we should point out that you cannot scream you are being bullied while you are the bully. That is what happened to A&E’s Phil and the Duckhunters family show that I have never watched. So starting January 1st 2014 the Boy Scouts will become an unofficial Gay Scouts as many concerned parents and whole troops rapidly disappear. To honor this new change in celebration, I would like to go back to the poem “Eagle Scout Quorum” I authored in my “L.A. Grudge Poems Volume 1” and make it available for reading. I think through literature like this, we can get our viewpoints out as well. It is time to stand against the tyranny of everyone out to take our freedoms away. America didn’t become free on its own, but rather by those willing to speak out. So, with no further hadoo, enjoy the literature.

Eagle Scout QuroumCopyright © 2001 All Rights Reserved

That old city council, so big and so tough.
They”re trashing L.A., with all of their guff.
This time it’s the Scouts, who stood moral ground.
That big city hall, could trample them down.
No more fine badges, no cookies, no camp.
Trashed by a Council, who was led by a tramp.
It was an issue, no moral concern.
That brought down a group, that was pleasantly stern.
They believed in their country, their values and God.
The council that trashed them, how very odd.
No it’s not odd, but a decision of gender.
The boy Scouts could not, survive the bender.
No more parks, just kick those kids out.
In the name of sex, I believe it’s about.
We don’t like those groups, who supply what is right.
Instead to the gangs, those kids will take flight.
There won’t be much guidance, love or fun.
Those very young kids, will trigger a gun.
No crosswalk help, for old aunt Sadie.
Instead they’ll shoot, kill that dear lady.
No badges, no camping, but they’ll have their guns.
To shoot, rob and steal, is so very much fun.
They might shoot the council, If one day for fun.
All it takes, is a kid with a gun.
There’s a price to pay, for that city group.
They cower away, while the people lay duped.
C’mon wake up folks, this was the Boy Scouts.
An American icon, with a century’s clout.
They do all the good things, a kid oughta get.
I’ll tell you right now, it re-moves a threat.
Instead of the murders, the drugs and the gangs.
The Scouts represent, a whole different shebang.
Who will be next, girl scouts with their cookies.
City Tax people, and all of their bookies.
They tax lemonade, they kicked out the Boy Scouts.
How long will it last, before we throw you out.
Oh yes, city council, we all can vote too.
To get rid of council and people like you.
I cannot think, of a better way.
To instruct our young ones, so they’ll want to play.
They learned respect and discipline too.
But now it’s all gone, no thanks to you.
No Eagle Scouts, no tents and campfire.
For a sexual preference, you removed their desire.
What’s with your group, can’t you get it right?
You’ve developed a city, contorted by fright.
No one can speak freely, in this tinsel town.
To utter a wrong word, gains your big frown.
You run our city, like a communist camp.
All on behalf, of a Hitlarian stamp.
I thought we were free, to have scouts at hand.
But hey America, L.A. isn’t a free land.
So with a big smile, we must throw you out.
To restore God’s Scouts, and all of their clout.
It’s a matter of right, versus feelings that hurt.
Their way of life, we need not convert.
We know what goes on, in those big council meetings.
Good people gone, from their verbal beatings
And so it is time, that I call on you.
Give those Rat-Bastards, just what is due.
When that day comes due, you enter the booth.
A vote for what’s right, a vote for our youth.

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Bikes we’d all like to have.

Honestly, you know. It’s an awfully great feeling passing some dude on a $6,000 pedal bicycle in his little tights, colored jersey, matching socks, helmet and bicycle color, dangling little mirror from the helmet which reminds me of Colonel Klink’s monacle. You know what really pisses these arrogant bastards off when you pass em on a 96 dollar Walmart bicycle and they try to humanly catch up, but cannot and quit. These are the same aholes that remind me of the 1950’s crowd that gave it to Elvis Presley when he first did his little dance. This of course is due to several factors.

1.) They spent a fortune feeling good and now they feel like a stupid schmuck. Good going guys.

2.) The bike paths belong to them alone and nobody else. Idiocy is a one way path to more idiocy. Enjoy the ride guys.

3.) They have the fastest bicycles on the path. Until I get my ebike there and then it’s piss off time for the over priced bicycles and egos, on a 98 dollar bicycle.

Forget the fact they won’t keep their speeds up for 29 miles and consistently just to stay ahead of me. Nope, ain’t gonna happen. I been cursed at, harassed, my ankle and wheel kicked by an irate idiot who said a class 406b bicycle ain’t legal. I helped him fly with the bird and a game of catch me if you can. He tried and then POOPED out! And still like the eve r ready bunny I keep on biking. So what is this topic post about? Well it’s about change and accepting it and living with change in peace. You let me ride and I won’t help ya fly with a one fingered salute.

So let us now look at that change. Pedal, Twist Throttles and Thumbs 😉

Yeah!!! Jet powered bicycles, they do exist. And kits are available for about a grand. Drawback, they use a lot of fuel for a very fast pop down the road. Forget pedaling 😉

And what about fast electrical bicycles that cost less than 10 grand for what the jerks laid out for a pedal bike and tights?

Lauren Sanchez Izip…eat yer heart out 😀

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KTTV Nightly Newscast Extremely strong.

The replacement of Carlos Amezcua with Tony McEwing has panned out to be the right move. The Tony-Christine team is perhaps one of the strongest I have watched in a long time and should draw viewers though some changes could make it better. I don’t care for Koh personally, he just comes across as too goofy giving sportscasts. I much prefer the smoking hot Liz Habib as she is much more on target with this. Likewise I prefer Liz to Pablo Carerra giving the weather. In actuality my really big preference and if I might as a Jew, say, Christmas wish is “BRING BACK MARK THOMPSON Mr. Murdoch. You know the gentleman who dances. Was with KTTV loyally for viewers over 22 years. If KTTV execs ever “F’ ed up” big it was canning a guy who drew attention across the country and canning him faster than a fly on holy cow crap! Mark Thompson deserved a greater deal of respect than what was foist on him so Mr. Murdoch, maybe you can get Broccoli Head and the vegetable gang who manages (Ha!) KTTV (as if they are getting it right) and rehire and restore the dancing weatherman back where he should be rightfully to this day.

I am sure Mr. Thompson whom I do not know personally and have never met nor talked to would be willing in good faith to give us the weather back. That would be my bigger Christmas and New Years wish and would solidify the strength of the evening news.

As for Christine Devine I have no qualms. Tony, I just love the dude (not sexually Tony…I’m straight) Hopefully Tony adjusts. He has the greatest range of funny expressions and a bit of attitude that just makes him a warm human being. I don’t think I could praise the guy more than that. Yes I did get to meet Pablo’s family about a decade ago, very nice folks. My slant would be move Pablo to the earlier news casts. I know he’s a very nice gentleman who has bounced from station to station, always hard when you are trying to feed a family, but for the very late night 10PM news team Mark just seems right no matter what.

As for Carlos. He just came in belligerent and never really impressed. Yes I heard he was a nice guy even though I felt he acted like a real prick to the bloggers, myself included, and honestly I wish this guy no ill will. I couldn’t be happier he is gone and hopefully for good from FOX. That alone is worth singing the following tune in celebration of a warlock.

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