Not sure what it is with Maria Sansone, but ya know something dagnabbit, she’s alright in my book. Julie Chang on the other hand is sinking faster into Luceyisms than a turd swirling counterclockwise in a non-clogged Kohler toilet.
Now don’t get me wrong. Julie is smart, funky, pretty and talented, she is also a heavyweight at Newscorp and I suspect ( yes I suspect ) a darling of Mister Rupert Murdoch or at least the Newscorp execs. That means more or less hands off if you work for FOX or its affiliate KTTV. Sincerely though, 😉 I don’t, thus I still retain a bit of free speech as a loose canon uncontrollable by the execs. See, if you get in Julie’s way she just gives you her “KaChang!” think of it like a “KaPow!” from the old Batman series.
That’s right you get in her way and “KaChang!” and it doesn’t stop there. Flailing arms, eyes rolling, popped cleavage and a smoking hot attitude that says Rupert may be behind me and KaChang has a license to pop on KTTV at any time. Even belittling a co host as a shrimp.
Here is what I have to say. Maria, don’t let KaChang bully you. Have fun and enjoy that grand seat, cause many other ladies would almost kill to be seated there. Steve is probably the best company to sit next to, just a great guy. Maria Quiban, well I won’t tell Mister E that tall Hawaiians scare me, though Quiban does do a good Hula, she put that blog in its place :p
As for Julie, you are safe for now with big daddy’s protection, but be wary, the public viewers are worn out from the last lady anchoring that seat and you say where she went. She found God and Twitter hopefully. “KACHANG!”