Monthly Archives: January 2013

Dog Poop 101

Isn’t it amazing how liberals manage to screw everything up in the name of making things safer, better, more ecological and miser savings. Take dog poop for instance, but first you have to go backwards a bit and I’ll explain.

Let us revisit this first, okay. The video below says it all, followed by the next photo.

Now here is a simple way to fix that.

That is what happens without Liberals involved going to grocery stores and forcing you out of simple plastic and paper bags with falsified information. BTW, the guys in the background might have been liberals having their own crap thrown at them. Here is what Liberals want you to have.

It also helps against criminals, something else the Liberals are creating more of for you in your neighborhood. So you get to walk around with this deadly metal stick now. And finally just a little more crap on the part of the Liberals, this is what you have to buy your groceries in.

For the ladies here is a novel idea to help you while shopping, well sort of…

or you can just go with these…

and finally with the new type of bring it yourself grocery bags, don’t forget the bags come with something extra special for your food thanks to Liberals…..

Tada!

Cause when you let the Liberals crap all over you, you end up with nothing but crap.

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Do National Electric Bike Laws Make Sense?

So the Feds set laws regarding what kind of electric bikes you can ride and what kind of gas powered bikes you can ride, essentially EBikes and GBikes. So let us take a clear look at what type of bike can ride on the street.

Gas Bicycle. To understand these, we must first realize what the difference is between a bicycle and a motorcycle. Bicycles have pedals for pedaling, most like via a chain drive to the rear wheel. Bicycles can have multi speed shifters, at last count a 33 speed bike is available and under human power on straights can get pretty damned close to fifty. That all is providing the rider is in excellent shape, but still, that is pretty damned fast. A motorcycle though is different. It has no pedals and it can accelerate at much faster speeds and also ride at higher sustained speeds. Many roadbike approach or exceed 100 MPH. To illustrate how fast that is, you start getting wind resistance on a non windy calm day at around 18 MPH, got it? Good That is the difference between a bicycle and a motorcycle.

Now for Gas powered bikes here is what the Feds set as national law in the United States of America which case the Federal government wants to be known for promoting green transportation, right…wrong.

Gas Bikes maximum speed must not exceed 30 MPH. It can have an engine size no bigger than 48CC and no more than 2 Horse Power.

For electric bikes it is even more restrictive. An EBike or electric bike to ride on a road such as a street or highway may not exceed 20 MPH. It cannot have an electric motor bigger than 750Watts. That is as of this writing Federal laws the states may not exceed.

Essentially what these laws do is relegate the usage of GBikes and more important EBike or (Green technology) to the status of simple slow recreational usage mainly rather than serious ground transportation that is practical. For all the screaming and Green Laws, green news and everything you are told with keeping the planet beautiful, you cannot in the USA ride a real green transportation machine. It is against the law. This thus brings up numerous arguments where the law becomes a national ass and here are just a few examples.

Let us say I build a 10,000 watt bike that can travel at 65 MPH on a dirt road. It is legal in that usage. What happens if I want to ride it at 19MPH on the street? Can’t, can I turn all the power off and use it as a regular bike on the street pedaling? No, because the built up bike breaks the federal law on a street but not off-road. With me so far, okay let us look at the law is an ass part two.

As mentioned a human can pedal faster than 20 MPH on their 33 speed bike. If you twist a throttle on an EBike at 21 MPH you are breaking the law federally. Really 😮 what difference does it make? Honestly, if you twist a throttle at 25mph versus jackwad pedaling at 35 mph aren’t you being safer and this is where I rest my case folks, where the law no longer makes sense. Here, just watch a few videos to get the idea and then I’ll finish up this blog.

Were they breaking the law, no, because they can go at any speed on their human power, but you twist a throttle and you can end up with many legal issues and that is my point.

Now if you ride this, you are breaking the law very much as this guy is here and that is my point, twist throttle versus human body, the speed is the same, time to remove these stupid laws and let those that want a faster bike be able to use one especially a green or EBike since you guys and gals in the USA preach such. Back your words up with legislative freedom for the public.

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Are China and Russia really the threats anymore?

Surprisingly no. In fact if anything, both countries have distanced themselves from communism and socialism too. While China does have a centralized system, it is evolving and they have a growing middle class. Russia of course went to Capitalism more or less and while the US leaders impose a death tax on their citizens, both China and Russia dropped theirs.

I recently had the opportunity to talk at length with a Chicom and the discussion was one of they wanted to see America and how beautiful it is here. They only wanted to know more about us, see the country and just sit back and appreciate what it has to offer. I remember a while ago having that same conversation with a Russian and a Brit. When you really bypass the political hash crap and scumbags like DIEane NotSoFeinstein for being the mirror cracking thug she is and a traitor to her own country or wide ears over there in the Blackhouse in DC, you begin to realize that there is a lot in America worth fighting for and that the commies here actually are not that friendly to commies elsewhere. In fact, our commies are nothing but the worst thugs out to plunder each and every American citizen as fast as they can. What amazes me though is that while communist China is still more or less a socialist system, it has now more freedoms than America. Yes, you heard me right. If you live in California for example you have not only a death tax but the so-called green state won’t let you have an electric bike for legitimate transportation that goes over 20 mph. In China you can ride a green electric bike that goes 55 mph and there is no problems at all. Yes on their bike paths and streets. If you were to do this in California, here is what would happen to you with the local police or most police.

1.) You are stopped and ID’d.

2.) You are written a ticket for operating a motorcycle (that cannot legally be registered as such.)

3.) The Bike is confiscated.

4.) You are fined.

5.) You have a court date with a judge.

And that is the freedom difference between you and a Chinese citizen. By the way, that 20 mph speed for an electric bike is a national law. So much for having an electric bike for real transportation, and so much for green energy which is nothing more than a ploy to rob the treasuries.

In Russia, new business is welcomed, in California, the government is doing everything it can to destroy any and every business it can. If you live in Mexico you can ride a fast EBike in Arizona it gets taken away.

While many areas of the world are evolving to allow freedoms for their citizens, the vicious thugs and communists, special interests are selling you into the worst imaginable hell where you have no freedoms but to become enslaved to them. They are in power here, make no mistake about it and they hate you, they hate your freedoms and they hate the original constitution too. They want all of you changed or dead. Think I am wrong, then read the news, it is out there and all over. The stories are almost hourly at how bad it is becoming and it will get worse, unimaginably worse. I honestly don’t believe the general public in the United States understands just how bad it will get, but one thing I suspect is that it is coming.

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Prohibition 2 or how you discovered Obamacare.

Remember the 1930’s and these times with Moonshiners…

You see, the Obamacare has to make sure you act like they want. For example, this week, the state of Oregon has outlawed the sales of cigarettes. Smokers can still get them via prescription, but at the end of the year they will have to pay a 5,000 dollar health penalty (theft, tax) to Mister Obama and the feds for having smoked cigarettes by prescription. And if you are caught buying them without a prescription, oh well, welcome to Mr. Obama’s new gulags.

See, for the first time now by having your doctor give the feds and irs your medical records they can manipulate you any way they want and this is just the very beginning. What about a friendly occasional drink a beer maybe, a simple healthy glass of red wine? Well not to worry, Obama has his hand getting ready to dip in your pocket on those and here is how it works as of this week.

We all know what alcoholism is right. It is when you are addicted to alcoholic beverage products. Now an addiction is a serious issue and yes it leads to many serious altercations that oft have horrible outcomes, not just for the drinker but also those around them such as family and friends, a significant other. If a doctor diagnoses you as an addicted alcoholic but if you have a social drink here and there well that is different, right?

Nope not anymore. See, Obama’s medical panel has had psychiatrists determine that having any alcoholic beverage is a minor craving thereby you are a minor alcoholic, not a major one. And it doesn’t stop there. When they get that on your file, it will cost you eventually an end of the year penalty fee (theft, tax) out of your pocket. I have heard some figures passing a thousand dollars.

Also the psychiatrists are determining if someone who is even a minor alcoholic should have 2nd amendment rights. See how this works. You drink a beer, your doctor notes it, you are now a minor alcoholic and thus ineligible to buy a firearm or bullets and thus excluded by the medical profession as administered by the communists. The word for this is called a “workaround” to how they will eventually ban a significant amount of citizenry from their constitutional rights. Worse, they will tax you on what once was your freedom of choice for a can of beer, yes only one can, and if you refuse that tax the IRS agents visit your home. They received over 55,000 brand new shotguns.

Listen folks, I am not joking around here. But just be forewarned that this is just the start and why the communists wanted Obamacare, so they can use the medical information to enslave you and remove your very freedoms.

Want to read more then read this link, you will be surprised how fast this thinking is becoming reality, and it is just the very start of stripping you of choice and freedom and enslaving you into whatever the communists want you enslaved into. The road to hell is paved with good intent.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_MED_HEALTH_COSTS_REALITY_CHECK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-01-26-10-03-12

This is what Obama and the Democrats will do to you for defying them. Watch below.

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Ever have a really really bad day?

It is the kind of day where the weather outside is absolutely perfect. Blue skies, 75 degree temps, a slight gentle breeze and you feel like a million.

Well from there every thing goes bad, one step at a time. Open the cereal box and pour it in a bowl and something is moving around even when the use by date says otherwise. Toss it out in the black can, but wait, a raccoon was in that during the early morning hours and made a nasty mess all over the place. The dog who has an entire grass area crapped on the brass railroad tracks in a goo puddle, try cleaning that one up. The significant other isn’t in a great mood having had cramps and you become the cushion upon which it all gets let out on, followed shortly by an apology because they are crabby. They go inside and flush the toilet that for some reason clogs then overflows crap on the bathroom floor and to top it off for the morning, the sink valve goes bad and won’t completely stop running hot water which taxes your water heater.

Well the later part of that morning it was off to Loews where I almost got run down in the parking lot by a kid in a Camaro looking the opposite way instead of eyes forward. The clerk called me next out of line only to say sorry as I lost my spot on the former line to four people because there was two cashiers with long lines. No they didn’t want to let me have my space back, people were already pissed having to wait.

On the way home, almost got rear ended by a plumbers truck full of Mexican Nationals (I presume) and finally made it back. Opened the sink, repaired it to find the bottom half of the valve dropped down into the piping. Oh Jolly! Keep it coming I called aloud and whoever was, did. Used my brains grabbed a magnet to retrieve the metal pieces, turned out they were not magnetic, does it get any better…yeah. Went outside, turned the pressure back on, then off quickly. Went back inside the drain blocker caught all the parts, how’s that for fast thinking? Took the parts out and reassembled the old brass valve replaced with the new one, tightened and the sink was nailed. Fixed, water pressure back on again, now the toilet. I had cleaned up the poop mess earlier swabbed the deck so-to-speak with latex gloves for my own sanitation purposes. Grabbed the plunger and started doing what they have done in cartoons forever. A bit of muscle and the toilet now worked.

Time to take the electric bike out for a ride, I needed away from all of this for a bit. Yes it really is electric, wanna see…

So I get out toward Balboa Park where I always go riding, and start having a great day on such a beautiful day, right. Wrong, I get onto the dirt path between the L.A. River and the Gold Course where many joggers as well as bike riders go, the width varies but averages about 30 feet, more than enough for everyone. Now I had the electric off and was pedaling at 8mph about jogging speed for a person. Some fat Encino woman, a real bagel chomper waives her finger at me and says “Bikes belong on the bike path.” Now I had a bad enough day without some stranger lecturing me because she has a big mouth. My reply was simply, “And pedestrians shouldn’t use the bike path. I’ll bet you crossed or used it to get to this path.” This is quite true actually and shut that fat slob up fast.

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As I was riding along I said screw the pedaling, turned on the electric, twist throttled and just forgot about her as I knew when fatso exited the dirt trail with her friend, they would be using the bike path to walk on. I just hate bigmouth people like that. Anyhow got over to the north side and the hills and rode right up, got a noise. Kind of like a moaning whistle. Thought this couldn’t be good. So headed back home, almost got hit by a car crossing a green light in the crosswalk on my bike, what an asshole, I think when he thought about it, he realized he almost killed someone. Rode the bike back home, then a block away I hit one of those sticker balls from the Liquid Amber trees. You know the ones the city plants. They complain about planting a simple plum tree which existed for decades but they plant sticker ball trees that can cause real falls for people especially the elderly walking on broken sidewalks the city won’t fix. Walked my damaged bike home and yes it has thorn proof tubes.

Got home and the sprinkler valve in the back was broken. It had broken moments before I arrived back. House water off, then sprinkler valve repair. Had to leave that off for several hours. Decided to hop in car, and lo and behold the battery is dead. In fact the garage door opener refused to work also. Now remember folks, this is all in one day. Manually got the garage door opened, rolled the dead car backwards out of the garage. Positioned the car for a battery charge with my other vehicle. Went back in the garage, rolled the door manually down, secured it. Got into my other car and pulled it around. Parking enforcement officer writing a ticket on my dead car for being parked the wrong way as I was just pulling my other car up. Yes, they ride through the residential areas looking for any infraction because the assholes on L.A.’s city council are so desperate for funds since they piss them away to union goon contracts they have to harass you at home. Arguing with a Parking Enforcement Officer gets nothing but a “You can’t park like this.” Even when the hood is up and you need to jump a car. Right-O 😉 score one for Mayor Tallywhacker and the gang!

Jump the car battery as the officer leaves after handing a ticket on the windshield under the wiper blade…lovely. The car starts right up. Turn it off again with jumpers removed, turn it on again and it seems fine. So I locked up the big car with the jumpers in it and head out to get some lithium grease to now fix the old garage door opener. Get to Loews and when on line a woman shoves a big thing on the edge of the counter into my stuff and says can I put this here. I nodded and she said I guess he’s just rude. Why did she say this because I nodded instead of speaking the word “yes” she should look up what nodding means. Buy the stuff, get in the car, dead battery. Late afternoon, triple A truck gets there as nobody could jump my car. Hour in a half later I might add. Jumped the car started right up drove back home. Left the car running went inside  opened the garage door, pulled the car in and shut it off. Then went to repair the garage sled which seemed to have been binding, sprayed the lithium grease and the garage unit’s power went out. Grease on the wires. Was I falling into a Mister Magoo mode or what. Climbed a ladder, leaned over wiped grease from the roof and then the wires, power back on. Opened and closed and it worked. Great, the garage fixed. Car for another day I was really getting worn out already.

Get inside the home to plop down and turn on the television and the power goes dead for the house. Now I said aloud to that significant other, “what are the odds?” Then we both laughed aloud. Power came right back on. Time to go to dinner. So we headed out for dinner at a local Mexican Restaurant haunt.

We waited a long time before being seated, but when we were the problems started right up. The fork and spoon had dried crap from not being washed properly. The waitress picked up something from the floor, silverware I think. She came right out with our dishes her finger in the edge of my food. The food was served lukewarm. It also lacked sour cream as it should have had it on this Mexican dish as advertised. It took almost twenty minutes before I got it back. Same plate I had started eating from now the rest of the food was fairly cold. They had evidently put sour cream on it but left it sitting. My significant other ordered me to eat and I did. We finished up and got home in the car with the jumpers, as the one in the garage would still not start.

At home I developed craps then had to go and go bad like a waterfall. I knew right away it had been the dinner. I went to the bathroom for about two hours five times each time with severe cramps. When I was done, I had missed a night show and felt drained. I decided to hit bed early and forget about what started out as a beautiful day. Falling fast asleep one last thing hit and that was backup from the spicy food from dinner to remind me that as midnight was approaching, it was a last going away present to remember a day from hell.

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So they are asking me because they know, more or less.

What do I think of Josh at Paramount … Drop dead! Greg Biffle in Nascar … Hit a wall! Jillian Reynolds at (hocking crap to make a living these days) … Good luck. Dorothy Lucey and her morning sexualized tirades…please find God fast in your church ruble. Marcos Amian…I don’t think so, but you can try, till you are purple and turn red and I am color blind in your case, asshole. Julie Chang…a Dorothy liveup, you are not.  Jessie…you’ll always be a skinny wannabe Hollywood whore who will never make it. Sean Genumous, hey jerkwad stop bugging me about publishing novels. Go to Amazon, buy books on publishing and become a wannabe. Lindsey Lohan…you are really messed up bad in your head. Drink Ginsing tea and take two Beijing Beafs at Panda Express and you will be thinking clearly. Oh Lindsey, please exclude the Fd’up folks. I know you or most of you are reading this. Bob, your auto repair deserves to be stuck up a tailpipe somewhere, have you looked in the mirror lately. Anthony, keep voting for commies, you deserve them. May they plunder your ASSettes. Jay Morrow, please stop trying to sell me home repair services. You are a psychotic sob and I will hang up on you after I get you going wild, because it shows how stupid you really are, plus it makes me laugh when you start talking very, very fast. Sam, you think you are hot with your British accent…NOT! I honestly think the American forefathers spat on people like you to see which way the hair gel dripped in those times. Jimmy Inge and I’ll leave your last name out, because you can be such an ass when you are normal and worse when you aren’t. I just wanted to say, you are very very stupid and every film project you have produced so far has flopped hence I am right. I know you are going to read this first thing tomorrow morning and I can see steam shooting out your head while you are sitting on your padded toilet seat shooting crap in the bowl. Think of it as your movies before you flush. I have many more on my CRAPlists but you are at my very top Jimmy. May you receive 1000 flushes.

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Buckey-Tooth Beaver

I hate cheaters and I especially hate athletes that cheat and make it look like an accident and even more than that I hate bad athletes period! So is there any wonder why I tweet to Gbiffle “I Hope You Lose!” Not at all, I really hope he does and here is why…! (P.S. these are just a very few wrecks by this ahole)

I can go on and on and on, but why. Once an ahole always an ahole. If not getting in fights with other drivers after wrecking them where is the Nascar Officials? They give Biffle a virtual pass and here is what he does. Creates an accident that is actually a pre-designed wreckage of other drivers and the jerkwads at Nascar give this guy a glowing pass.

Buckey-Tooth Beaver Biffle

Damned, I hope this bastard loses!

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